Seriously, pal, what the frick is going on here? It's like a shitstorm of crazy, and I'm just trying to figure out it all. Is this even a dream? This whole thing is making my head spin. Can someone please explain before I snap?

How Fucking Crap?!

Dude, this is completely bullshit. I'm so pissed right now. It's like the universe just threw a wrench out from under me. I can't understand what is going on. Seriously, this is insane.

• Give me a break!
• What the hell?
• This can't be happening. I'm going crazy.

WTF Just Happened?

This morning/afternoon/evening, things got real weird/strange/bizarre. Like, seriously intense/out there/bonkers weird. I woke up and my cat was on fire/the world was green/everything smelled like pineapple. Okay, maybe not that bad/that extreme/quite that crazy, but something definitely went wrong/was off/felt fishy.

Now/At this point/Currently, I'm just sitting here and wondering if I took too much caffeine/need a nap/just dreamt the whole thing. Maybe someone else out there experienced something similar/noticed anything odd/knows what's going on?

If you do, please tell me/share your story/let me know. Because right now, I feel like I'm living in a crazy movie/an alternate reality/some kind of bizarre fever dream.

This Stuff Makes Me Wanna Say WTF

This situation is just insane. I mean, come on! Honestly, what the fudge is going up? Is this some kind of prank? It's like everyone went crazy.

I'm so confused right now. I just want to scream.

This is the craziest crap I've ever witnessed. WTF!

What in the Actual Heck Just Happened?

I swear I saw/witnessed/observed something/it/that thing so weird/bizarre/insane that my brain short-circuited/froze up/exploded. Tell me/Break it down for me/Help a confused soul out! Was I hallucinating/dreaming/going crazy? Or did everyone else/the world/reality itself just take a turn/go off the rails/decide to be weird? It was like/Seriously, this was like/This moment felt click here like something straight out of a movie/a fever dream/another dimension.

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What the Heck?!

Like, totally everything is just bonkers right now. My thoughts is cooked. I don't even know where to look. It's like grasping a mystery with missing pieces. This whole thing is just wack.

• Perhaps I should coffee?
• Help me!